Well it is very unlikely that you would ask for this exactly when ordering your takeaway at Dominoes, which is one of the nation’s most famous takeaways, but it is possible that you may just get that, or even wedges bought from Aldi!
Oh we can hear the choruses of “I just cannot believe it” from parents and particularly the over sixties we imagine, as a school in Blatchington Mill Sussex is asking children if they think it’s a good idea for them to get an extra hour in bed. Well naturally the kids are going to say no we would much rather get to school earlier.
As everyone knows, the eye is very sensitive and if a foreign body such as a piece of grit, or a small flying insect goes into it, it can be not only painful, but could cause some damage. Most peoples’ natural reaction is to immediately rub the eye, but that can make matters worse.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, the famous saying tells us, and so it appears for one particular woman in North East India as she ran down the street with her boyfriend’s penis after cutting it off. No she had not caught him playing naughty with another woman; it was down to the tradition of parents arranging marriage for their offspring.
She has already 230,000 followers, but that is not enough for “vlogger” Lena, she is desperate to get to a million and if she reaches this target, she has promised to record herself having sex with fellow vlogger Adam22. Oh but wait, he has to reach that magical figure also!
It should come as no surprise to the financial world that banking giant HSBC has announced that it intends to move many of its staff from London to continental Europe following the UK’s withdrawal from the European Union when agreement with the other 27 countries finally becomes a reality.
Many people here in the UK believed that it was only in this country that Cottage Hospitals, and small maternity units in larger hospitals were being closed in favour of large, specialist facilities in regional centres, but this is not the case; the same thing is happening in Sweden.
There is a line in the Aesop Fable the Tortoise and the Hare that reads: The tortoise, in the meantime, continued to plod on, albeit, it ever so slowly. He never stopped, but took one good step after another.
Bob Lowden, an American music composer, wrote a stirring march called Penguins on Parade, now we are not sure if this inspired a group from the German Society of Orthopaedics and Trauma Surgery to advise people to mimic penguins when the footpaths are covered in ice, no we think that there was another very good reason.
Hang on a moment will you whilst I take a selfie, it must have happened to you at some time, because mankind, well those under a certain age, seemed to have become obsessed with the narcissistic behaviour of taking pictures of themselves, if possibly with a celebrity of some sort near them.