It’s one thing to find out that your wife has been having an affair, but it’s another when you find out the person she is sleeping with is a Simon Cowell lookalike dwarf. Peter Garside told the Sunday Sport that the miniature lookalike, Graham Harding wrecked his marriage with wife Rachel after finding out about the affair.
The City of Portland which claims to have the most total breweries and independent microbreweries of any city in the world, frequently receives acclaim as the best beer city in the United States, also it now has a claim of a different kind, a dildo epidemic.
Mick fanning, a three time surfing champion, was just trying to get his surf on and win another competition in his career when he had a visit from an unexpected shark.
The attack occurred during the final of J-Bay open in South Africa. Mick Fanning, the surfer who got attacked, was not physically injured but he has been a bit rumbled inside his head as to whether he wants to go surfing ever again.
Farmer David Gray of Glenhead Farm in Banton, near Kilsyth, north Lanarkshire, was becoming increasingly frustrated by the deer coming onto his farm and destroying the crops, he decided that a scarecrow, which was more effective than a carrier bag on a stick was needed.
A woman crashed her car into a stationary van while pleasuring herself with a sex toy, it has been revealed. A CCTV camera mounted at the rear of the van caught the incident but it wasn’t found out why the woman had hit the back of the van until the footage was recovered.
A Canadian man who tied 100 helium filled balloons to a garden chair and flew over the city of Calgary has been arrested by police and charged with causing mischief. 26 year old Daniel Boria told the police that he planned to parachute off the garden chair and into the Calgary Stampede (a local rodeo event) to promote his cleaning company.
Charles Bronson, Britain’s most violent prisoner has shown that he does have a heart after sending the victim of the Alton Towers rollercoaster crash a get well soon card. Leah Washington lost her left leg in the crash which happened when the Smiler ride malfunctioned at the iconic theme park at the beginning of June.
An L.A. gang member has died of lead poisoning after trying to gold plate his testicles to celebrate his 17th birthday. Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez, part of the infamous Ms-13 crime family tried to gold-plate his testicles after he had been given the nickname ‘Pelotas de oro’ which means ‘golden testicles’.
We are not sure what has attracted so many women to a Zoo in Nagoya, Japan, could it be that it is down to their primeval instincts and they are seriously attracted to a hunky Male giant gorilla. What we do know is that he poses for photographs and is described by the women as very good looking and it is this which has attracted so many women to the Zoo.
Traffic wardens are seemingly capable of spotting a parking meter that has expired from 100 metres, so it is a surprise that they did not spot a dead man in the driving seat of a car that they ticketed, not once but twice!