For some people, it might be considered a good night out to end it with masturbating with a fire extinguisher in a budget hotel like Joseph Small who was caught in the act. However he was able to walk free from jail after he was charged with criminal damage to property under £5,000, racially aggravated harassment, and outraging public decency for said act.
Recently a man really got one farmers goat, literally when he was caught having sex with it. A 28-year-old man in Kenya has been sentenced to 10 years in jail for bestiality after he was found abusing a goat which belonged to his farmer neighbour. He was caught red handed after two men went to relive themselves in a bush where the goat was tethered and discovered the man having sex with the animal in Dabaso in Kilifi County. To make sure justice was served, the goat was brought in to see the guy sentenced with raping/sexually abusing her.
There are very few influential men in this world who have made such a difference – that when you ask an eleven year old boy – who is a 95 year old man who has changed the world can answer Nelson Mandela.
Voluptuous gourmet chef, food writer and mother Nigella Lawson is today defending her public image as it was revealed during a tumultuous court case against her former PA’s that she has used cocaine in the past. The popular TV chef who has a number of cookery books admitted that she had indeed used the “A” class drugs in the past. And the first time this occurred was while her husband John Diamond was dying from cancer in 2001.
So after announcing in the media he was in a relationship with a man, investigative journalists everywhere made it their mission to find out the important story of who Tom Daley is in a gay relationship with (because there is nothing else important going on). The troubles in the world pales in comparison as the UK press get to the bottom of this newsworthy story.
It’s the call we all dread we ever have to make, to the emergency services to send someone to remove a toilet roll holder from your arse. However a Man from Newport, South Wales, was forced to make the emergency call when exactly that happened to him.
One thing Twitter shows us the stupidity of others, we all know that we have to keep our bank card details private for security reasons as there are a number of nasty people out there who will steal them and spend all our money. However some people have taken it upon themselves to share pictures of their bankcards over Twitter for all and sundry to see, as you can retweeted, kindly by Debit Card.
Mobster Francesco Raccosta was killed by a rival gang when they beat him with an iron bar before feeding him, still alive to pigs. The rivalry between warring clans; ’Ndrangheta mafia of Calabria had been going on for over 60 years and the grisly demise of Francesco was revenge for the death of mob Godfather Domenico Bonarrigo.
A man in Jonesboro, Arkansas was pocket dialled by his former employer, innocuous you may think until he heard his ex-boss’s plans to have him killed. Larry Barnett, 68, was arrested after the intended victim called them and told them of the plot on his life. The owner of Legend Motor Company, Barnett, was charged with conspiracy to commit murder.
A 26-year-old homeless man was arrested late Thursday night by police in Nouilhan after he allegedly cut out a man’s heart and tongue so he could eat them. The 90 year old victim was attacked in his home after the man broke in. He bashed in his skull using a metal implement lifted from the resident’s barn. He then set his victim on fire and cut out his heart and tongue so he could cook them and eat them.