The furniture giant Ikea gives out free pencils so that customers can mark down items on an order pad, but some strange people put them to other uses. One person, an un-named man, decided that it would be fun to draw penises onto walls shelving and display furniture throughout the Aalborg, Denmark store, but eagle eyed staff followed him through a trail of crude genitalia drawings.
Police in Scotland are on the lookout for a person who attacked a horse in a field in the New Pitsglow area that took place on Sunday night. The owner of the horse is naturally distraught and has urged other owners in the area to check to see if the animals that they own are in any way injured and if so to get in touch with the police.
With the conditions which have been reported about the Bastoy Low Security Prison on a small picturesque island in Norway, it is a wonder that prisoners try to escape. The prison is well known for the organic farming which is carried out by inmates, who have a relaxed regime which includes watching movies, going cycling, using the local beaches, the prison has no fences and is held up as an example of Norway’s emphasis on humane incarceration policies.
Since Despicable Me was released in 2010, the Minions have become internationally recognised characters, beloved by children around the world but not so by motorists in Dublin where traffic on a busy road was brought to a standstill.
There are places in the world where the grass, undergrowth and heather is tinder dry and although the rain has been falling on this fair isle for several weeks, there are times when the moors are at risk of fire danger because of a carelessly discarded cigarette, or a camp fire that has not been extinguished properly.
It’s one thing to find out that your wife has been having an affair, but it’s another when you find out the person she is sleeping with is a Simon Cowell lookalike dwarf. Peter Garside told the Sunday Sport that the miniature lookalike, Graham Harding wrecked his marriage with wife Rachel after finding out about the affair.
The City of Portland which claims to have the most total breweries and independent microbreweries of any city in the world, frequently receives acclaim as the best beer city in the United States, also it now has a claim of a different kind, a dildo epidemic.
Mick fanning, a three time surfing champion, was just trying to get his surf on and win another competition in his career when he had a visit from an unexpected shark.
The attack occurred during the final of J-Bay open in South Africa. Mick Fanning, the surfer who got attacked, was not physically injured but he has been a bit rumbled inside his head as to whether he wants to go surfing ever again.
Farmer David Gray of Glenhead Farm in Banton, near Kilsyth, north Lanarkshire, was becoming increasingly frustrated by the deer coming onto his farm and destroying the crops, he decided that a scarecrow, which was more effective than a carrier bag on a stick was needed.
A woman crashed her car into a stationary van while pleasuring herself with a sex toy, it has been revealed. A CCTV camera mounted at the rear of the van caught the incident but it wasn’t found out why the woman had hit the back of the van until the footage was recovered.